Billy Zane Is Doing Great
I know this trailer is old for some of you, but it’s new to me, as are the depths to which Billy Zane’s career has sank. Man. What happened? I know The Phantom didn’t do well, but Billy Zane was in Titanic after that. How does anyone go from Titanic to the 2010 equivalent of Deathstalker III: Deathstalker and the Warriors of Hell in 12 or so years? I swear, if I decide to give my money to any Hollywood actor, I’m going to be donating to Billy Zane way before Stephen Baldwin, because this kind of shit makes me far more depressed to see.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.