I’m Pretty Sure This Video Is Why the Covenant Hates Humanity

I knew Master Chief could sing, but I didn’t know he was pulling a Hasslehoff and beginning a pop career in Germany, although it seems pretty obvious in retrospect. No fooling, this video is the most amazing thing I’ve seen in forever. Every single frame is a masterpiece of WTFuckery, and the music… oh, the music. No more words — just watch and listen. You won’t regret it. Or you might regret it forever. One of the two. (Via Unreality)