It Must Be Hard for Hector Hammond to Shop for Hats
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?Besides those first pics of Conan the Conditioner-challenged, photos of Peter Sarsgaard as the evil Hector Hammond in the live-action Green Lantern movie also surfaced yesterday. That’s the comic version of Hammond up above, so I think you can safely assume that Sarsgaard is looking significantly less “yummy” than Jason Momoa’s Conan. The pic is after the jump, just in case you don’t want to be spoiled.
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?I believe the word you’re looking for is “grodey.” Still, I have to respect the man for going ahead with a mullet on top of his hideous deformity. Most people with a massive, distorted cranium would try to lessen the horror of their appearance in any way possible, but Sarsgaard’s Hammond is like “Fuck it. It’s diabolical super intelligence in the front, and party in the back.”
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