Wolverine’s Adamantium Tastes Like…Citrus?
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Well, your mom always said that if you swallowed gum it would stay in your stomach forever and never break down. She may have lied on that score, but if it’s made of adamantium, forget it. Still…citrus? I would have guessed it tasted like a mix of blood, tobacco and Ryan Reynolds’ tears.
This flavor is apparently exclusive to Australia/New Zealand and Canada, but they’re sending me some to give away. I don’t know how much, but I’ll select people at random from comments below – number of winners depends on how much I get. Also, 5 Gum is running a contest to win a trip to Japan where you’ll be trained by a samurai. As long as it’s not David Lee Roth, that sounds pretty cool.
And now you know Hugh Jackman tastes like oranges and lemons.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist