Scarlet Johansson’s Black Widow for Sale

And I don’t really mean a toy. Well, it is a toy — a 12-inch action figure, to be specific — but since it’s made by the terrifyingly talented sculptors at Hot Toys in Hong Kong, it’s pretty much like buying a tiny, actual Scarlet Johansson as Black widow from Iron Man 2. If the slideshow above doesn’t convince you, there’s many many many more pictures over at ToysREvil to check out (most of them hi-res). I swear, if the Real Doll company had the eyes/lips/face-making technology of Hot Toys, civilization would come to a fucking end. Men would be too busy fucking their Scarlet Johannson fuck dolls to actually procreate and continue the species.