New Trailer for The Sorcerer’s Apprentizzzzzzz…
Don’t care. Despite the fact that this new trailer finally contains a good shot of my beloved walking brooms, I can no longer muster up the tiniest bit of excitement for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice; I don’t know what changed, me or the movie promos, but there it is.
…unless… this movie is taking place entirely in Nic Cage’s drug-filled head, and is thus a sequel to Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans And Jay Baruchel is the iguana he’s still hallucinating. Hmm. I think this could work, people!
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.