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So, Owls Then?



Watchmen director really likes owls. I assume. He’s making a movie about nothing but owls. Good owls. Evil owls. Ambivalent owls. It’s called Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole, and it’s based on some children’s fantasy books which are also presumably entirely about owls. I’m all for bringing more fantasy to movie theaters, but… that’s a lot of fucking owls. I mean, way more owls than I’m comfortable with, for sure. It doesn’t help that Ga’hoole sounds like a euphemism for some kind of depraved sex act, like “And when no one was looking, I stuck my penis right inside the owl’s ga’hoole.”