TR Contest: Caption Hugh Jackman Coaching a Boxing Robot

I have no idea why I’ve never done a caption contest before. It seems so obvious in retrospect — TR readers are fun, mean and creative, so letting you guys imagine the dialogue for a goofy movie still or videogame screenshot is something I should’ve tried long ago. So what’s first? That ridiculous Real Steel promo pic:


Yes, that’s Hugh Jackman, giving sage advice to a boxing robot. But what? That’s your call. Three entries per person; contest ends at 12:01 am EST on Monday, June 28th. Assuming all goes well, I’ll have plenty more caption contests on TR in the future, so if you have any suggestions, I’d be happy to take a look at ’em. Have a great weekend, and may any vaginas you encounter — your own or otherwise — be free of balding psychics.