Hey, Don’t Knock It, It Promotes Nerd-Kissing

Yes I’m on vacation. Yes Chris Cummins is supposed to be filling in for me right now, but he’s having internet issues at the moment. The result: I’m up and posting this silly but well-intentioned “I Kissed a Girl” parody by the Damsels of Dorkington, and Chris is hiring an exorcist to see if he can get whatever Topless Robot-hating devil is in his computer. With any luck, he’ll be doing the next post, and I can go back to bed. Thanks to everyone who sent this in.