Let’s Storm the @#$%ing Castle

What better way to start the day — and the month — with a totally preposterous music video about storming castles and having sex with whores? This is Diamondsnake, the self-described “ass-pummeling new band of phil costello, moby, dave hill and tomato.” Yes, Moby, but unless you’ve heard Moby play a song about having sex with whores to create and army to conquer a castle with more whores inside, it’s not particularly Moby-like. And it’s awesome. This is the new official theme song for every D&D campaign I’ve ever been a part of, past and future. Infinite thanks to PopeAwesomeXIII for the tip.