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The Mystery of the Spider-Man Pancake Pan


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Have you ever seen something that you didn’t know existed a minute ago, but now can’t possibly live without? Welcome to my life. Over at Comics Alliance, writer/TR contributor Caleb Goellner calls our attention to this wonderful Spider-Man pancake pan that promises to make any breakfast a web-slinging good time. (Cue the Ray Ellis Spidey jazz). As Goellner details in his article, the trouble is that these pans are seemingly impossible to find — let alone purchase. Getting the Spidey musical produced might be more easily accomplished than popping by the local Target or Wal-Mart to throw down some money for this. So what’s the deal here? Did Kingpin buy all of these up in order to throw a brunch for the Sinister Six? Is Mephisto somehow involved? Does The Mighty Marvel Superheroes’ Cookbook even have a pancake recipe? At want point did my life derail so much that getting blue-balled by novelty dishware is enough to seriously ruin my day? I want answers to these questions people. But more importantly, I want flapjacks. Delicious, Spidey-shaped flapjacks. Mmm.