And I Thought They Smelled Sexy on the Outside
Ripping off the Star Trek colognes and perfumes? Absolutely. But don’t let that stop you from checking out the new official Star Wars fragrances. I give you…
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?Slave Leia: “Fearless and inventive, Slave Leia Perfume by Genki Wear
includes floral top notes of white peach, lily, bergamot, heliotrope,
and raspberry that dry down to a warm sultry mix of cashmere woods,
musk, and night-blooming jasmine.”
And…
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?Eau Lando: “Classy and stylish, Eau Lando Cologne by Genki Wear is a
potent mix of mandarin warmed with incense and lotus flower, exotic
woods, dark violet and sensuous musk.” It’s cologne that COMES IN A FUCKING CAPE. HOLY SHIT.
Together, I assume they smell like incredibly attractive people fucking. You can pre-order them here for $39 a pop.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.