And I Thought They Smelled Sexy on the Outside

Ripping off the Star Trek colognes and perfumes? Absolutely. But don’t let that stop you from checking out the new official Star Wars fragrances. I give you…


?Slave Leia: “Fearless and inventive, Slave Leia Perfume by Genki Wear
includes floral top notes of white peach, lily, bergamot, heliotrope,
and raspberry that dry down to a warm sultry mix of cashmere woods,
musk, and night-blooming jasmine.”


?Eau Lando: “Classy and stylish, Eau Lando Cologne by Genki Wear is a
potent mix of mandarin warmed with incense and lotus flower, exotic
woods, dark violet and sensuous musk.” It’s cologne that COMES IN A FUCKING CAPE. HOLY SHIT.

Together, I assume they smell like incredibly attractive people fucking. You can pre-order them here for $39 a pop.