Castlevania: Harmony of Despair Is Nothing to Despair Over

That 2-D Castlevania game I’ve been periodically talking about because it’s 2-D and awesome? It comes out on Xbox Live and PSN today, and is titled Harmony of Despair. As usual, I have no friends so the multiplayer stuff doesn’t do it for me, but I’ll happily run around in stages killing monsters and bosses — especially if some of the bosses can attack you at any point. Hell, I’m willing to pay $10 for a live Castlevania castle map with all the monsters moving inside it –that’s just awesome.

What can I say? I’m easy to please today. Somebody bring me something to hate.