Chewie, Is That Booze?

Thanks to Etsy seller coolstoppers, Star Wars fans who also enjoy getting shitfaced on vino can combine their passions with this wonderful yet entirely unnecessary wine bottle top. For merely $15 you can impress your nerdy friends and lovers with this eloquent amber replica of Han Solo’s furry pal. (There’s also a more traditional version of Chewie available for three bucks less here). It measures 2 1/4 inches and is made of sturdy plastic, so when you knock the bottle over in a stupor at least the stopper won’t break. Look how confident the Wookie is here — with his arms folded and a cocksure grin on his face. Could it be that Chewbacca is non-verbally communicating how much better wine tastes when paired with copyright infringement? Amazing.

Forget the plans to the second Death Star, this is the sort of thing that Bothans should be dying over.

UPDATE: Whoops. A few of you have commented that this is just a modified version of Gentle Giant’s Star Wars Bust-Ups from a few years back. Be that as it may, this is still a testament to capitalism with quite a bit of ingenuity on display…copyrights be damned! Yarr!