Gotta Pok? ‘Em All

There’s been quite the discussion on TR of the sexual nature of Pok?mon, a tragic by-product of Fan Fiction Fridays. Most of this discussion centers on the various attacks and spells that Pok?mon perform on each other; but I think we’re all forgetting how dirty the names of the Pok?mon themselves sound. Luckily, this dude took it upon himself to make a nerd rap using all basic 150 Pok?mon as euphemisms, almost all of them sexual. You might not find his beat to be the freshest, but give him credit for “playing with those Jigglypuffs while trying not to Squirtle.” Thanks to Little Barnabus for the tip.