TR Contest: Things Peter Cullen Shouldn’t Say
?This week’s contest was actually suggested a long time ago by Hippy Hippy Shake, and I’m just now getting around to it. The premise is simple: Peter Cullen has been the voice of most versions of Optimus Prime since the very first Transformers cartoon, and has one of the most commanding, inspiring, badass voices of all time. Almost everything he says sounds awesome… almost everything.
Your mission: figure out something that Peter Cullen can’t say and sound awesome. A few of you might recognize this vaguely as the idea for a Letterman Top 10 list, but I’ll be damned if the Topless Roboteers can’t be several million times more clever than the Late Night writers (I’d rank you against Leno’s writers, but I don’t think they’re sentient lifeforms). You each get three entries, each entry should be three sentences max, and the contest ends at 12:01 am EST on Monday, August the 23rd. I don’t just expect comedy gold this weekend, but several hundred entries, so tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell any snakes that happen to be erotically eating you. Just enter.