Does Whatever a Spider Can, Assuming that Spider Is Very Into Dancing


I don’t even

(deep breath) Okay. It’s a bunch of girls doing a Spider-Man-themed dance routine. I was trying to decide whether to make the standard Mephisto/One More Day joke, since this seems some thing the devil would be directly involved with, or a Spider-Man 3 movie/Emo Peter Parker dance routine association, since the two are pretty similarly goofy. But honestly, after watching that, I’m genuinely afraid I ingested some angel dust or something, because it just doesn’t seem possible that that really happened. So I’m just going to see a doctor. Have a swell afternoon.