The Ancient Dogoo Girl Has a Posse


And shockingly, I’m not just talking about her breasts. The new season of the boobular tubular joy that the the Japanese all-ages series The Ancient Dogoo Girl has begun, and now there’s a bevy of buxom beauties battling baddies. And that’s about all I could suss out before my brains started leaking out my ears from the pure insanity of this clip. And meanwhile, in America, Katy Perry wears a low-cut dress on Sesame Street and the entire nation freaks out in case her tits turn an audience of 3-year-olds into sex maniacs. Huh. (Via Gamma Squad)

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