Mark Cheng is a real American hero. Why? He’s making a G.I. Joe fan movie called G.I. Joe Special Missions: Operations Red Retrieval, for which a teaser trailer is above. It might be missing Sienna Miller as the Baroness, but it does have blood, Snake Eyes without lips, more blood, and no one in a bulky sweater, so I’m putting it well ahead of Rise of Cobra. If you liked this, you might want to check out the ’80s tribute teaser as well — it’s a lot of the same footage, but a different, albeit familiar, soundtrack.