You Gotta Fight / For Your Right / To Cooooooossssssplllaaaaaaayyyy

You may or may not be aware that Los Angeles recently banned people from dressing up like superheroes and loitering on Hollywood Boulevard. Well, this week the heroes fought back — and when I say fought back, I mean, Darth Vader, Superman, the Hulk and the White Power Ranger went to City Hall and held hand-made signs. Let’s just say it wasn’t exactly Civil War. My favorite part is the newsguy listing who RSVPed for the protest but didn’t come, including Batman and Elmo. Batman, I understand, the Joker probably escaped again or something. But what the fuck was Elmo doing? What an asshole. Thanks to Mordbrand for the tip.