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Fan Fiction Friday: Wonder Woman and Shrek in “Love in the Smudge”


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You know what we haven’t had for awhile? A ComicsNix story. But you all keep asking for ComicsNix stories, as if the purpose of FFF was to entertain you or something. That’s obviously not true… but I’m feeling generous today for some reason.

Wonder Woman, Diana, was walking in the treet, when Ares, the God of Fight appears before her:

“Now Diana, the pricess of amazons, I will free the world from your feminine and soft hands!”

Wonder Woman washes her dishes with Palmolive.

“Ares! What is your tomfoolery now? You cannot touch me, I am a God too!”

“Yes, I can’t touch you, but my ultra dimensional vortex can!” and Arens summons a big black hole, that sucks Diana in.

Wait, is Wondie fighting pro basketball player Gilbert Arenas? Because I’d read the hell out of that.

She swirls and Twirls inside the vortex, and after a while, she is spilled to the other side.

“Ahhhhh!” and she falls on the ground.

“Where am I?” she ask, looking around seeing only a swamp. She is sunk inside some kind of sludge, that is sucking her in.

“Someone!
I’m going to die!” but no one. Diana is glulping a lot of sludge, and
she is turning green. The sludge is at her neck, and is sucking,
sucking, now, she is completely covered eith goo…only her hand is out
of the sludge. She is going to die…but…someone grabs her! And pulls
her out! Diana is all dirty and foul covered, and she coughs moss and
fecal matter.

Of course she does, ComicsNix.

“So, why are you swimming in my pool?” asks a strange voice. Diana is on four recovering and then she looks up, its an ogre!

Enjoy it, because I’ll most likely try to kill you with next week’s installment.

“An ogre, are you going to eat me?”

“No, I’m a good ogre, I only eat meat and my wife’s ass.”

That’s a reasonably good ogre!

“Whoa…thanks,” and she gets up “Im Diana”

“Oh, I’m Shrek”

They
shake hands and Shrek look at her with lust and desire. Wonder Woman is
so dirty, her hair have lianas and her face is covered with shit. The
perfect woman. But there is a problem. Fiona, his wife, she will not be
pleased.

Reminds me of the time I brought that feces-covered female co-worker home, and Ms Robot wasn’t pleased either. Also, does Wonder Woman’s hair have llamas in it?

“Come to my house Wonder Woman, my wife will take care of your delicious brusies.”

They went to the house, entered and Fiona was there:

“Shrek? Who is this woman?”

“Oh, she was wimming at the pool, she feel here and wants to go back home. We must provide accomodations to the lady.”

“Oh yeah?” Fione, that was cleaning dishes measured Diana up and down, and got jealous. She asked:

“How many times she will stay?”

“Once, technically.”

“Oh”
Diana sais, “tomorow I’ll search for a interdimensional door, don’t be
afraid, I’ll only stay one night at your house.” and Shrek showed Diana
to her bedroom. He was planning what to do with Fione, he needs to suck
that start splanged pussy of Diana.

If I had a jpg of a stamp bearing the words “COMICSNIX FAN FIC SEAL OF QUALITY,” here is where it would go.

“Where I take a bath to remove dirt?”

The couple laughed. Shrek sayd:

“AHHAAAHAH,
you already took bath! Our pool is our bathroom, there we pick water to
drink, we dip to clean our bodies and we take a dump to deplendish our
bowels.”

So what is Fione washing the dishes in, smart guy?

Diana got grave, now she have to sleep feeling like a pork chop. She just entered her room and got to sleep.

Obviously, ComicsNix is almost certainly a troll, writing these insane fan fics for kicks. But when he can still turn a phrase like “Diana got grave, now she have to sleep feeling like a pork chop” I just don’t care. His stories need to be read anyways.

“Well
Fiona, let us sleep too.” so Shrek and Fiona went to their bedroom and
went to bed. But Shrek was waiting, just waiting Fiona sleeps so he can
bang Wonder Woman in the ass. After some moments, he rose up and entered
Diana’s bedroom. She was scratching herself, because that waste on her
body got dry and was itching. The foul odor permeating the room was
addled and unsoud.

Shrek come toghter her and laid besides her. She notted:

“What are you doing here Shrek?”

“Oh, I’m just looking how are you passing your night.”

“Oh Shrek, I think I cannot sleep, this shit is incomodating me.”

“Oh, what a shame. Why don’t you let me fuck you?”

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Diana bulged her eyes and sleeped Shrek’s face:

“You putrid asshole, so you want to bang me and them you spit in my cunt?”

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“Admittedly, I hadn’t thought about spitting in your cunt, but now that you mention, yeah, I might as well.

“Diana,
think a bit. You will suffer all night and will not be able to sleep.
Without sleeping you cannot find way to home. If you don’t goes back,
you can’t kick Ares’s ass. So, the only way to sleep tonight is sleeping
with me.”

“What?”

“Yes, you will forget to itching and the odor and will get very tired. Everyone sleeps after a good bang.”

Diana thought a bit and knew the ttruth, she had to lend her pussy to an ogre today so she can fuck a god tomorrow.

See? Doesn’t matter if these are fake. That line is fucking brilliant.

“Alright Shrek, make me your slave!”

Shrek
put his and her clothes off. That body of Diana was delicious. Her
pussy had plants root coming out and caterpillars feeding from the
leaves.

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There was a chrysalis hanging from her pussy too.

Perhaps Wonder Woman would have been able to sleep had she removed the ecosystem from her vagina.

It felt on the
sludge before Diana came and it was going to die. But Wonder Woman’s
vagina saved it when she fell on the sludge, giving a new life to the
butterfly that emerges from it now, and flies aways in a magnificent
ballet of hope and lust.

Okay.

The Head Asplode pic could not possibly do this scene any justice, so I will simply repeat what just happened:

A butterfly flew out of Wonder Woman’s vagina.

A butterfly flew out of Wonder Woman’s vagina.

A butterfly flew out of Wonder Woman’s vagina.

A butterfly flew out of Wonder Woman’s vagina.

Shrek pick the old now void chrysalis and
put in Diana’s mouth. She eats it with pleasure as Shreks kisses her
with his gingivitis filled mouth. The disease is so aggraavated whan
Shrek kisses Wonder Woman, blood start to flow form his mouth. Diana
cough his blood and says:

“You bastard! Don’t you brush your teeth?”

“Yes, but I use holiday mushrooms.”

For the record, this is why I don’t run ComicsNix stories more often. What am I supposed to say to “holiday mushrooms”? What could anybody say to that?

Shrek
hands passed over Dianas back, where lancelets were procreating. Shrek
let them alone. His big boner was incontrolable and he wanted to insert
it full front in Diana, but she was cautious:

“So, you want to fuck me with this turd meat of your? You must be very gentle to not break mt hymen.”

“What, how I’m supposed to penetrate your vagina without de-virginating you?”

I’m going to back Shrek up on this one. It’s a valid question.

“You are a ork, do what ork nows best!”

Ohhhh. That explains why I automatically got the Anal Proficiency whenever I played an orc in D&D.

Shrek knew that was his moment, so he laid down and made Diana go up.

“Now Diana, Sit on my powerful oak tree. You will never fell another penis more natural and fibrous than this.”

“Shrek, your dick is decomposing, how do you suppose to please me like that?”

“It’s not decomposition, it’s just my lube. It’s made of dead squirrels and racoon carrion.”

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So
Diana seated on Shreks dick, But she started to feel a bit sick,
because of the sludge she swallowed. Neverthless, the up and down
movements started. It was very hard on Dianas ass, all that rotten meat
was making fricction on her ass.

“You ogre son of a moth! Find a
better lube or I tell your wife you like to bang rabbit corpses!” Shrek
got scaried, Fiona must not know, their marriage is by one string, one
more error by Shrek and she puts him away and takes the house to hr. So
he went to the ktichen and come back with something:

Dear Topless Roboteers: If your marriage is “hanging by a string” and you want to preserve it, I suggest doing your utmost to not fuck another woman in the ass in your own house. And that’s one to grow in.

“What’s this Shrek?”

“It’s lard we use to clean the dishes. This portion was use only three times”

“Okay,
just spit on it and mix to make a bit more moist.” so Shrek did and
rubbed the pig lar all over his penis. He laid and Diana seattend, and
this time, the cock eneter more easyli in her ass.

I cannot begin to tell you how grateful I am that Donkey isn’t in this story.

All was going
okay they were having a good time. Diana was upping and downoing, but
something went wrong. Wonder Woman expelled a loud fart noise and some
lard flew over Shreks face. Diana had gotten sick when she gulped
sludge, and now, it pays off. A gallon of black diarrhea was proscribed
from her anal cavity, covering Shrek with the most unsavory and bitter
turd he ever presenced in his life. The velocity it got pulled out was
so large, globs of shit, at the time they splat on Shreks pelvis, got
spread in all direction, hitting the celling and even entering Shrek
nostrils. Dianas legs got sperckled with bloody poop. A resident
tapeworm lost her accomodation inside Dianas bowels when the turd got
out, and is creeping over the shit filled bed sheets now. Diana is
farting so loud, Fiona heard, and now enters the room:

“What the fuck? Shrek! Cheating me with a poop scathing lady? This have no pardon!”

“Fiona, I can explain!”

I would genuinely love to hear this explanation.

Fiona
was upset, but that ghastly viison of brackish forceful poop scat rape
made her all wet inside her parasite consumed vagina. She didn’t want to
know if Shrek betryied, now she wants tainted sex.

Parasite consumed vagina? Are we sure this isn’t DC’s next mega event? They can call it VAGINA CRISIS, I’ll let them have that name for free.

Fiona jumped
on the bed spreading the shit even more. She cloth off her clothes and
showed her pussy to Diana. Shrek was still laying, Diana was seatting on
his dick and Fiona is standing on the bed. When Wonder Woman sees
Fionas clitoris, she couldn’t fail to notice. The orc woman clitoris was
so big it could be confused with a medium sized penis. It is a shame
most of her vagina is in a detestable state, full of abcesses and pus
flowing from the holes the parasites ate from her fleash. But Diano went
with her mouth wide open and licked all over that distasteful sex
organ. Shrek was playing to, fucking Diana very hard.

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Every time I think I’m too jaded for Tohts, Wonder Woman comess along and sucks Fiona the Ogre’s 5-inch long, filth-encrusted clitoris. Thanks, ComicsNix.

The bedroom
was stinking more than the swamp out there, but Wonder Woman was mad
with the crazy sexual experiences she is having with pig faced couple
she met some minutes ago. Never before her multiple orgasms reach the
most heighneted sense of acomplishment and realization a woman needs.
The couple of ogres was satisfying not only her body, but her soul, with
the most lovingly act of passion she never recieved from her fellow
amazons. But this moment is unique, the couple don’t seek aproval nor
profit, only the most primal urges of their senses. The purest form of
love was happening there, and no one could destroy that precious and
fantastic moment. Diana is now a complete woman.

The other day,
Diana wake up, and in her tip toes, she goes way from Shreks and Fionas
home, not letting they know she parted. After some search she found the
vortex and went back home. Ares was wating.

“So Diana, I see you
are adulterated and completely corrupted. Wgere is the powerful amazon
now?” but Diana said nothing. She only walked way, with a naive smille
on her face. Ares looked, and knew he lost.


Next week. Next week you pay.