Expectio Restraining Order

Oh, I kid. The self-billed “World’s Greatest Harry Potter Fan” has more balls than me for revealing the terrifying depths of his Potter-philia to everyone on the internet, although the flipside of that is that I’d have the presence of mind to be a bit embarrassed by my obsession. That said, who here thought the video was going to end with him leading the camera down to the basement to reveal a girl bearing a passing resemblance to Emma Watson shackled to the wall? (Via Great White Snark)