It’s kind of a slow news day, since it’s short week, and I know that many of you are Mortal Kombat fans, so I figured I’d show this new video of Sub-Zero’s moves — or Sub-Zero’s brother, I guess — from the upcoming game and not give you too much shit about it. But I genuinely want to ask: Do you see this video and think the game looks fun? Do you see 90 seconds of the same moves repeated over and over again, and think, “Wow, I can’t wait to play this”? Also: Wouldn’t Mortal Kombat be like 3000% more awesome if Sub-Zero talked like Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin? You don’t have to answer that last one. I know the answer.