There’s Going to Be a 3-D Silent Hill Movie, Whee


?When I read on /Film that someone was going to make Silent Hill: Revelation 3-D, to be directed by the dude who did the Solomon Kane movie (has that come out yet? Where the hell is it?), my immediate thought was: Wait, this is the third Silent Hill movie? There was a Silent Hill 2 movie? Why did I never hear about this? The answer is that I didn’t hear about it because it doesn’t exist, Silent Hill: Revelation 3-D will be the first Silent Hill movie sequel, just with a title that confusingly sounds like it’s the third movie in a trilogy. Then I realized that none of this was at all exciting, and moved on with my life.