There’s Going to Be a 3-D Silent Hill Movie, Whee
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?When I read on /Film that someone was going to make Silent Hill: Revelation 3-D, to be directed by the dude who did the Solomon Kane movie (has that come out yet? Where the hell is it?), my immediate thought was: Wait, this is the third Silent Hill movie? There was a Silent Hill 2 movie? Why did I never hear about this? The answer is that I didn’t hear about it because it doesn’t exist, Silent Hill: Revelation 3-D will be the first Silent Hill movie sequel, just with a title that confusingly sounds like it’s the third movie in a trilogy. Then I realized that none of this was at all exciting, and moved on with my life.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.