Duke Nukem Defends Unenergetic Strippers and Cheap American Beer
This is not footage from the supposedly-rescued-by-Gearbox-but-I’ll-believe-it-when-I-see-it Duke Nukem Forever game, but a short fan film meant to say thanks to Gearbox for supposedly rescuing Duke Nukem Forever (but I’ll believe it when I see it). The stripper doesn’t seem particularly enthused to be dancing for Duke — and I’m pretty sure most strip clubs frown on you bringing visible handguns in them and then laying them on the table next to your drinks — but it’s very well shot and edited. (Via Nerd Bastards)
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