The Other Star Wars Holiday Special

Admittedly, this one doesn’t have Bea Arthur in it. However, it also doesn’t have a decrepit Wookiee named Itchy delightedly watching human pornography, Luke Skywalker covered in make-up, Art Carney, or a goateed man in terrifyingly crotch-hugging green tights prancing about for 10 straight minutes, and is thus, without question, superior to the original Star Wars Holiday Special. (The High Definite)