In Russia, Theater Mystery Sciences You!
In the not-too-distant future
In Moscow or maybe Omsk.
There was a comrade named Stepan,
Not too different from Joel or Mike.
He worked in some kind of office building,
Just another face in a backward cap.
He did a good job doing something-or-other,
But Hitler didn’t like him
So he put him in another room of the same office building.
Robot Roll Call!
If you’re wondering how they make this show
and don’t get sued to hell
Then repeat to yourself, “It’s just a cheap Russian rip-off of Mystery Science Theater 3000,
I should really just relax
For Project Popcorn!”
I don’t speak any Russian, but that’s my best guess as to the translation of the lyrics. Thanks to Bill S. for the tip.