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Ken Jennings Plays Robot in Jeopardy, Robot Kicks Unholy Ass


Note to everybody: If you’re ever in position to approve that the fate of humanity come down to a Jeopardy match between our best and brightest and a robot, DO NOT APPROVE IT. We will be enslaved and fed into meat grinders fast than you can say “Daily Double.” Jeopardy‘s actually going to have a match between superstar Ken Jennings and a robot named Watson in February, but yesterday they had a practice run. Here ’tis:

HOLY FUCK WE ARE DOOMED. There are more fascinating details about the match and Watson over at Warming Glow. I’ll stay here, muttering “What is the robot holocaust?” over and over again.