Getting Down Is the Right of All Sentient Beings

Normally, I’d make a joke about how the Transformers fan video/ Black Eyed Peas parody song is exclusive footage from Transformers 3 or something. However, even though it features a woman in a sexy Bumblebee costume and a man in a ludicrous Optimus Prime costume busting a move and rapping like only a white man dressed in an adult Halloween costume can, it still has far too much skill, grace and dignity for me to even pretend it’s part of the upcoming cinematic monstrosity.