Sexy Nightmare Slayers Looks Confusing but Arousing



?This is the first pic from Atom’s new webseries Sexy Nightmare Slayers, starring Team Unicorn’s Clare Grant (left) and Rileah Vanderbilt (right). Co-created by Vanderbilt, the series is “about two scantily clad angels from heaven who protect children from
the monsters under their beds, the demons in their closet, and a variety
of other ghoulish creations that go bump in the night,” according to Dread Central. Based on this first promo picture, I feel like I’m watching puberty in action. Anyone else think that kid finished filming and his voice immediately dropped, and he started smoking a cigar or something? And then Seth Green beat him up for getting a bit too grabby with his wife Clare?

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