Captain America Is No Match for Captain Annoying Entertainment Tonight Announcer

The new Captain America movie trailer is coming out this Friday (assuming it doesn’t leak a bit early), but you can get a brief preview of the preview by watching this Entertainment Tonight clip… assuming you can deal with the horrendously inane E.T. announcer talking over the entire damn thing. You know, the actual trailer explains the premise pretty goddamned well already, sir — all you’re doing is describing things that we would know if we could concentrate on what we were seeing. Shut the fuck up.