Rise of the Planet of This One Particular Ape

The Conquest of the Planet of the Apes remake — currently titled Rise of the Planet of the Apes — just released a massive, 5-second look at what Weta’a apes will look like in the film. Although I’m a big Conquest fan, this is actually so short that I almost wasn’t going to bother posting it… until I realized it was basically a video of the most suspicious-looking ape ever. Seriously, that ape is up to no good. This is an ape will lull you into a false sense of security, throw its feces at you when you least expect it. This is an ape that would offer to do your taxes, and then do them wrong on purpose. This is an ape that would make you question your love for your spouse, sleep with her behind-your-back, end up breaking up up your marriage and then convincing you it’s all your fault. DO NOT TRUST THIS APE.