Because Nazi Zombies Are So Clich


Nazi zombies? Pffft. Been done. Nazi Frankensteins? Huh! I’m intrigued! Tell me more, official synopsis:

Toward the end of World
War II, Russian soldiers pushing into eastern Germany stumble across a
secret Nazi lab, one that has unearthed and begun experimenting with the
journal of one Dr. Victor Frankenstein. The scientists have used the
legendary Frankenstein’s work to assemble an army of supersoldiers
stitched together from the body parts of their fallen comrades – a
desperate Hitler’s last ghastly ploy to escape defeat.

This is the summary for (and trailer to) Frankenstein’s Army. I don’t know if the entire film will be done in the faux-’40s film style, but man, it would be awesome if it is. Seriously, if you had shown me the trailer without the tag at the end displaying the website I probably would have believed it was an old German movie or something. Admittedly, I’m not very bright, though, so we should probably take that into account. At any rate, a movie about Frankenstein building monsters for the Nazis filmed in a classic newsreel style? I’m in. Thanks to everyone who sent this in.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.