This video is gross. Even if he’s not frantically masturbating to Clark finally flying and putting on the suit, which, frankly, seems kind of a long shot the way he’s carrying on. But this video makes me kind of sad, too. I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed anything half as much as this dude enjoyed these six minutes of the last episode of Smallville. Admittedly, this means I’ve also never been arrested for public indecency, but I’m still a bit jealous. (Via Nerd Bastards)
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.