Comics, Movies

Captain America Bleeds Cherry Coolatta, White and Blue


Dunkin Donuts is offering some kind of Captain America-themed donut for the movie, which I didn’t report on because it’s merely a star-shaped donut with white icing and blue and red sprinkles on it. There’s very little Captain America-y about it, especially when they could have taken a jelly donut and done Cap’s shield in icing over it, which would have made far more sense. But now that Dunkin is running this commercial for its Captain America-themed Cherry Coolatta — because we all know Cap loves iced cherry flavor beverages! It’s the most American iced beverage in the world! — I wanted to show it, if only to show what may be the world’s most suicidal dog.

Or… is it?

Hmm… he sets off a nail gun, trying to kill his owner… he leads the construction worker on a chase through the unfinished building, possibly trying to make him fall to his death… ladies and gentlemen, I think that dog MIGHT BE THE RED SKULL. Give it a Cherry Coolatta, and if it doesn’t drink, shoot it. (Via Blastr)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.