As you may have heard, Marvel announced that longtime gay superhero Northstar will be getting gay-married in tomorrow’s extra-gay issue of Astonishingly Gay X-Men. They announced this on The View, the ladies’ talk show with Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters, which is infinitely more interesting than the actual event. Meanwhile, DC has announced that one of their characters who is yet to be reintroduced to the DCnU in June will now suddenly be gayballs; this character will not be top-tier — so no Batman-level or anything — but major enough for DC to mention to every website that will listen multiple times this week. Oh, and DC president Dan Didio only said “a character” was going to be gay, which means it’s not necessarily a hero. For the record, Before Watchmen starts in June; so it could technically be Rorschach, which would probably finally drive Alan Moore to murder. So fingers crossed there.