It’s Hammer Time


?And this time, it’s not a Thor reference! Instead, Titan Merchandising sent me pics of their upcoming Hammer Horror Masterpiece Collection mini-busts, and, as with all merchandise I would happily kill one or more of my readers for, I feel compelled to show them to you guys. That’s Christopher Lee as Dracula in the middle, of course, Peter Cushing as Van Helsing on the left, and Ingrid Pitt as the sexy/blood-bathing/sexily blood-bathing Elizabeth Bathory from Countess Dracula. They’re $80 each, Dracula’s due out in October, and the other two in November. If it makes you guys feel any better, I’d probably draw the line at murdering three of you for these things, one for each bust. I mean, I’m not a monster.