It’s the End of the World, Part 2

Duke Nukem Forever comes out today. Really. After 14 long years. If it’s any consolation, apparently it’s not very good, despite the hilariously facetious review Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation made for it two years ago, before Gearbox announced they’d rescued the game from the smoldering, shit-covered ruins of 3D Realms. Still, we now officially live in a world where Duke Nukem Forever was released.