Warning: This may be more horrible than today’s FFF. Michael Bay was inducted in the Transformers Hall of Fame at Botcon last weekend, and this was his induction video, apparently. I defy you to count how many outright lies are contained in its five minutes. I managed to get through Shia the Beef claiming that Bay is “the greatest action director alive” and “there’s not one movie he’s ever made that’s unenjoyable,” but when Steven Spielberg praised Bay’s “storytelling skills,” I actually blacked out. I think my body was trying to protect itself from spontaneously combusting from the magnitude of the bullshit being uttered, and honestly, I’m grateful. Thanks to Boris Y. for the tip.