Harry Potter Trifecta: Retrospective, Recap, and Marvel Vs. DC
? Are you one of the three people on the planet who have somehow failed to read any Harry Potter books and never seen any of the movies and remained ignorant of the basic premise and characters? Then you should probably watch this 5-minute retrospective of the last seven movies in the off chance you’ve decided to begin the franchise by seeing Deathly Hollows Part 2 tomorrow.
? Have you missed all that same Harry Potter shit as I mentioned on the front page, but have lore time? Then watch this video where the Fine brothers sum up all seven movies in seven minutes.
? Can’t bother with any of that shit? Well, here’s It’saRandomGuy’s Marvel-DC remake of the Deathly Hallows Part 2 trailer. It gets to the truth behind the facts, if nothing else.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.