There Will Be Nothing to See Here Shortly
Two things: 1) When Captain America opens this Friday, there will be a whole damn Avengers teaser after the credits. 2) Here is that Avengers teaser in glorious shaky, angled buttcam. I would have tried to describe this article’s contents in an impressively vague aside, but I’m guessing you have about five minutes before this gets taken down anyways. As for the trailer itself, I can barely tell what’s going on and couldn’t hear the dialog at all. Still, OMIGOD OMIGOD AVENGERS MOVIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.