Holy hell. I’d heard that Next Generation‘s Brent Spiner did a pretty good Patrick Stewart impression, but this… this is beyond “pretty good.” It’s killer. Seriously, if I heard this without seeing Spiner do it, I’d swear it was Stewart himself. Seriously, Spiner could rent himself as a cheap Stewart alternative for game narration and audiobooks — and he should. Zombie Jesus gave you that gift for a reason, Brent. Use it. (Via Neatorama)
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.