Gears of War 3 Is Gearier Than Ever

I think. Maybe. I don’t know. My personal interest in the Gears of War games is pretty much zilch, but I know it’s popular with other folks, so here’s the opening cinematic to the third game for your perusal. Now, I understand that the humans are supposed to be having a tough time, but I have to wonder how bad a shape they’re really in if they still have time and means to give each other tattoos and record shit in their diaries and spray paint shit on their guns. Also, a lesson for you kids — if someone wants to give you a tattoo while they’re wearing full body armor, DON’T LET THEM.