The Incredible Ballad of Mike Haggar

STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO. Unless you’re like giving CPR to a baby, in which case finish up, but then WATCH THIS VIDEO IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS. ALL 8 MINUTES OF IT. If you like lengthy, Old English-style epic poems about heroes, or if you just like videos about men who wear suspenders without shirts pile-driving gods from outer space, this will absolutely be the best thing you’ve seen all week. Infinite thanks to Phillip H. for the tip