Where There’s a Whip, There’s… This, Apparently

I should probably explain this for younger nerds — waaaay back in ye olden days of 1980, Rankin-Bass made a pretty horrible, animated Lord of the Rings/Return of the King movie, and this song was featured.

…what? You want me to explain why someone would make an elaborate dance routine to this horrible, goofy-ass song? Oh, I have no fucking clue about that. Just be glad it’s Friday afternoon, all right?