Merchandise, Miscellaneous

Good Omens = Good Odors



?Good Omens perfumes. They exist, right this very moment. Yes, they’re made by Black Phoenix Alchemical Labs. The scents include:

? Agnes Nutter (Gunpowder, charred wood, smoke, and rusty nails.)
? Aziraphale (Ethereal musk, blonde woods, and dusty Bible accord.)
? The Buggre Alle This Bible (Crumbling paper and ancient cracked leather with a touch of tobacco leaf and incense.)
? Crowley (Infernal musk, red patchouli, lilac cologne, mahogany, lemon rind, oakmoss, leather, and vanilla husk.)
? Famine (Sleek black tea, tobacco leaf, frankincense, lilac, and white musk.)
? Jasmine Cottage (Camellia,
jasmine, heather, orange blossom, osmanthus, wisteria, thyme, angelica,
freesia, granny’s nightcap, and English wildflowers.)

? Madame Tracy (A coquettish blend of tea rose, ume blossom, geranium, lily of the valley, violet, and heliotrope.)
? Nanny Ashtoreth (Middle Eastern flowers, amber, honey, blood red-berries, whip leather, and polished paddle wood.)
? Pepper (Wild
English roses, French gardenia, vanilla, honey, golden ginger, blood
orange, pine resin, pink pepper, crushed berries, tuberose, bergamot,
and geranium.)

? Pollution (A toxic chypre: radioactive green musk, davana, and oozing white amber.)
? Shadwell (Roll-ups, mildewed raincoat, sweet tea, and condensed milk.)
? War (Red ginger, black spices, patchouli, honeysuckle, and three blood-soaked red musks.)
? Wensleydale (An immaculately clean scent: well-scrubbed soapy skin and fresh cotton.)
? Hastur (Smoky-sour labdanum, black patchouli, wet tobacco, and brimstone.)
? Ligur (Dry olibanum, black moss, soggy ti, khus, and opoponax.)

Each 5ml bottle is $26, with partial proceeds going to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. So, to reiterate: GOOD OMENS PERFUMES. FOR A GOOD CAUSE. Wow. I don’t wear cologne and I’m not a big perfume fan, but I want every single one of these, just on principle (Okay, maybe not Shadwell. The “condensed milk” freaks me out. But everything else, though). You can order them all here.

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.