OH @#$% THE WHITE WALKERS ARE REAL Oh Wait That’s Just Johnny Depp in the Dark Shadows Movie


?Set pics from Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows movie starring Johnny Depp as vampire Barnabas Collins have leaked out, as you can see. I’ve never watched a moment of the original Dark Shadows soap, but I have seen pictures of Barnabas, like on VHS covers, so I feel pretty confident in thinking Burton and Depp’s version is slightly… off. Call me crazy, but I feel strongly that whenever I look at a picture of a vampire, I should not, at any point, wonder “Wait, is that just a mime?” For fuck’s sake, Edward is less garish in the Twilight movies, and he fucking sparkles. (Via Collider)