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Kart Driver = Taxi Driver – Jodie Foster + Donkey Kong


The last but certainly not the least of G4’s videogame-themed horror shorts, Kart Driver might be my favorite. It’s actually the least horror-ish of the three, although Donkey Kong is incredibly terrifyingly looking (and kind of gross, as you’ll know if you watch the whole thing), and he is wearing a diaper, which is pretty scary if you start thinking the ramifications (who wears a tie and a diaper? Who put him in it? Has it recently been changed?). I guess I’m just a sucker for bleak, profanity-laden, live-action recreations of Mario games, I guess. As far as my failings go, that doesn’t even crack the top hundred.