When Werewolves Fight Strippers, Everybody Wins


This is the trailer for Strippers Vs. Werewolves. Let me break it down for you:

+1 for starring werewolves instead of zombies or vampires
-1 for using Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like the Wolf” for the trailer
+1 for having a stripper straddle a werewolf when Simon Le Bon sings “straddle the line”
+1 for having Robert Englund in it
+1 for having Lucy Pinder in it
-1 for listing “Bill Murray” as part of the cast on the DVD cover, when it’s a totally different Bill Murray
-1 for having incredibly crappy looking werewolves
+1 for having no shame and putting all the strippers in sexy Little Red Riding Hood outfits

So the film actually comes out a little bit ahead, in my opinion. I’m sure it’s terrible, but whatever. My only question is when is the porn industry going to finally notice these “Strippers Vs.” movies, and make Whores Vs. equivalents? Seems like they’re seriously missing an opportunity here. (Via Bloody Disgusting)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.