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When Werewolves Fight Strippers, Everybody Wins

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This is the trailer for Strippers Vs. Werewolves. Let me break it down for you:

+1 for starring werewolves instead of zombies or vampires
-1 for using Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like the Wolf” for the trailer
+1 for having a stripper straddle a werewolf when Simon Le Bon sings “straddle the line”
+1 for having Robert Englund in it
+1 for having Lucy Pinder in it
-1 for listing “Bill Murray” as part of the cast on the DVD cover, when it’s a totally different Bill Murray
-1 for having incredibly crappy looking werewolves
+1 for having no shame and putting all the strippers in sexy Little Red Riding Hood outfits

So the film actually comes out a little bit ahead, in my opinion. I’m sure it’s terrible, but whatever. My only question is when is the porn industry going to finally notice these “Strippers Vs.” movies, and make Whores Vs. equivalents? Seems like they’re seriously missing an opportunity here. (Via Bloody Disgusting)

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