In the Underworld, You Wear Tight Leather Pants and Slide a Lot Or You Die
Hey, it’s a new trailer for Underworld: Awakenings, the new movie in the Not White Wolf’s World of Darkness RPGs, I Mean Yeah If You Like Those You’ll Love These Movies Because They’re All About Emo Vampires and Werewolves Shooting Each Other, But Slightly Different from World of Darkness So We Don’t Get Sued saga! I like how the trailer literally says “Kate Beckinsale… in 3-D!” Way to play to your strengths, Underworld: Awakenings. I’d have been more impressed if you’d just come out and said “Kate Beckinsale’s Ass… in 3-D!” but this is pretty good too. (Via First Showing)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.